Video Music Awards Review

What, are you crazy? I didn't watch this bullshit. I don't have cable, but even if I did, I still wouldn't watch this bullshit. Adult Swim was running a Venture Brother's marathon leading up to an all new special, "From the Ladle to the Grave: The Story of Shallow Gravy". I would have been watching that, and you should have been too. So don't come complaining to me when you get mad about whatever went on at the VMA's last night. You could have been watching the best show on television. So there.